laughterkey:

zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

I don’t even know where to begin.

(via musicalityinthesmile)

slimydad:

i hate old crusty ass adults who are like “how can you love someone youve never met or touched” shut up you dont know how to open new tabs in your internet browser

(via sebastienntoutant)

the-chubby-nerd:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

imasnaaaaake:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening

The wonders of optics. This makes me so happy

An explaination: this is actually a really popular effect used in film and tv. It’s normally used when a character has a sudden realization. Basically, by moving the camera back at the same speed that you’re zooming in, you’re keeping the target in focus, at the same size, while the background gets all the effect, appearing to grow and shrink around the target. It’s kind of like if someone were to stand on the hood of a car driving in front of you while you followed at the same speed. They would stay the same size visually while the surroundings moved.

the-chubby-nerd:

isaidfuckyouandyoureyebrows:

imasnaaaaake:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

I have been staring at this gif for like five minutes and I still have no idea what is happening

The wonders of optics. This makes me so happy

An explaination: this is actually a really popular effect used in film and tv. It’s normally used when a character has a sudden realization. Basically, by moving the camera back at the same speed that you’re zooming in, you’re keeping the target in focus, at the same size, while the background gets all the effect, appearing to grow and shrink around the target. It’s kind of like if someone were to stand on the hood of a car driving in front of you while you followed at the same speed. They would stay the same size visually while the surroundings moved.

(Source: finalellipsis, via joshjamesfransass)

lynzave:

today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”

I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.

(via joshjamesfransass)